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麥X錫顧問公司
麥X錫顧問公司
有一個牧羊人在草地上趕著一群羊，忽然間有一輛敞篷跑車開進他的牧場，駛到他的身邊停下來，駕駛者是一個全身名牌服飾的年輕人。
年輕人對牧羊人說：「如果我能準確地算出你這一群羊的數目，你可以送我一隻羊嗎？」
牧羊人看了一眼他的密密麻麻的成千羊群，勉強同意�... more | Anon |
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Spoon
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an
organization...
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed
that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water... more | Anon |
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato:
For the greater good.
Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.
Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment ... more | |
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You graduated from b-school
YOU KNOW YOU'RE READY TO GRADUATE FROM B-SCHOOL WHEN
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You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
2. You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
3. You refer to... more | |
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Two consultants
A McKinsey Consultant and an Andersen Consultant are sitting next to each other
on a long flight from LA to NY. The McKinsey Consultant leans over to the
Andersen Consultant and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Andersen
Consultant just wants to take a nap, so he politely... more | |
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To impress a client
I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks
ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner,
enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also
flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a
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Things to say at work
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T!
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of .
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate your... more | |
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Prison Vs workplace
For all of you punks, something to think about (for a change):
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>In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
>At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
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>In prison you get three meals a day.
>At work you only get a break for one mea... more | |
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How do you achieve 103% ?
How do you achieve 103% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.
How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
Beg... more | |
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Excuses For Missing Work
*File Description: Excuses For Missing Work*
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told
me to clean all the guns today.
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I
can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.... more | |
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Drug dealers Vs software developers
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Drug Dealers Software Developers
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Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
as "users". as &q... more | |
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DILBERT'S LAWS OF WORK
DILBERT'S LAWS OF WORK
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable: if you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
It doesn't matter what you do,... more | |
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Dead horse
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from
one generation to the next, says that when you discover
that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to
dismount.
But in modern business (and education and government)
because heavy investment factors are ... more | |
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12 Tips From an Analyst
"12 Tips From an Analyst to a (Managing Director, Director, VP
basically everyone with a higher ranking) on How to Enhance the
Relationship"
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00
p.m. and then bring it to me. The cha... more | |
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