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A lawyer married a woman
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representativ... more | Dominic |
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國泰航空
很久很久以前, 有一對姓黃的夫妻生了三個可愛的女兒, 名叫Elaine, Ena 和Anele.
轉眼都到了適婚年齡, 因家教甚嚴, 三個女兒都還是處女之身. 黃姓夫婦分別為三個女兒找到了乘龍快婿, 眼看著拜堂入洞房的日子就要到了, 不由得擔心了起來. 熱鬧辦了婚事, 三個女兒與夫婿就要離家去度蜜月了. 黃姓夫婦很關心女兒的初夜是否�... more | Anon |
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女人在8、18、28、38和48歲時有啥不同
「What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48？
女人在8、18、28、38和48歲時有啥不同？」
8．You take her to bed and tell her a story;
8歲時，你帶他上床並講個故事哄她睡覺；
18．You tell her a story and take her to bed;
到了18歲時，你要編個故事把她騙上床；... more | Anon |
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Where Babies Come From
Where Babies Come From
A young female teenager runs into the house and asks her mother
"Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place
that boy's thingies go in?"
"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had
f... more | Anon |
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Calories of sex
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth............. more | Anon |
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How to shower...
How to Shower Like a Woman:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirro... more | Anon |
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我準備和同居一年的女友結婚了
我準備和同居一年的女友結婚了，
毫無疑問，她很開心。
現在唯一困撓我的係我未來的姨仔...
佢係一個20歲的靚女。
她喜歡穿緊身的低胸T-shirt以及迷你短裙。
她經常在我的跟前有意無意的彎下腰，
更摞命的係在其他男人面前她從不這麼做。
如果話她冇誘惑到我，就係我在講大話。
直到有一日，�... more | Anon |
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Woman in Coma
>>A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a spongebath.
>>One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there
>>is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her
>>husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy... more | |
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Why Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 or 12
Why Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 or 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
cond... more | anon |
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Three Nuns
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Nuns get admitted into Heaven through a special gate and are
expected to have one last confessional before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
last sins b... more | |
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The First Time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for
the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
be... more | |
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Maths
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as
a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that... more | |
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Guy on a date
>A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make
>love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges
>her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy
>says "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself."
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>While out of the car ... more | |
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Five Hundred Bucks
Five Hundred Bucks
Rated R
Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry,
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, had her legs
spread wide, and she wasn't wea... more | |
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Dirty joke
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full... more | |
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