| Title | Author |
|
How to make a story using 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10
This was an assignment for a student who is taking English as a second
language. Keep this in mind when reading this one. Lim Ah Toy, a Chinese
student, was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. Thi... more | Anon |
|
Eating grass
One afternoon, a well-to-do lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We ... more | Anon |
|
勁爆的請假信
敬愛的夫子大人：
昨夜雨急風驟，風雲異色，天氣突變。因吾尚在夢中，猝不及防，不幸受涼！雞鳴之時，吾方發現。不想為時已晚矣！病毒入肌體，吾痛苦萬分！亦悔昨夜臨睡之際，不聽室友之勸，多加棉被一條，以至此晨之窘境。吾痛，吾悔！無他，惟慟哭爾！室友無不為之動容！
本想學業之成就為吾一生之追求！... more | Anon |
|
笑話 Jokes
# 有一日，蛇、螞蟻、蜘蛛、蜈蚣幾個人在家?搓麻將。8圈之後，煙抽完了。大家商量讓誰去買煙。
蛇說：「我沒腳，我不去，讓螞蟻去。」
螞蟻說：「蜘蛛八隻腳，比我的多，讓蜘蛛去。」
蜘蛛說：「我的腳再多也比不過蜈蚣大哥呀，讓蜈蚣去吧。」
蜈蚣無奈，心想：沒辦法，誰讓我腳多呢？
... more | Dominic |
|
Things people actually said in court
Things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who
had the torment of staying calm while these
exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
... more | Anon |
|
School Teacher Arrested
School Teacher Arrested
Arrested at New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator.
At a morning pr... more | Anon |
|
該丟誰下去?
該丟誰下去
英國某家報紙曾舉辦一項高額獎金的有獎征答活動。
題目是：在一個充氣不足的熱氣球上，載著三位關係世界興亡命運的科學家。
第一位是環保專家，他的研究可拯救無數人們，免于因環境污染而面臨死亡的惡運。
第二位是核子專家，他有能力防止全球性的核子戰爭，使地球免于遭... more | anon |
|
Teacher and pupils
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
TEACHER: Cindy, why a... more | Anon |
|
咖啡杯和玻璃杯
考考你...你想到嗎 有一天咖啡杯和玻璃杯一同去公園玩。
當它們一同橫過馬路去公園的時候， 突然有一輛開得很快的汽車衝向它們
，當時有一好心人從後大叫"喂!小心呀....有車呀!!" 可是不幸的事始終發
生，玻璃杯給撞散了，但是咖啡杯並沒有事......為何?
more | Anon |
|
國語不好的後果
語文老師在講台上很有表情地為大家讀了一首題為「臥春」的詩,
要大家寫在筆記本上:
《臥春》
暗梅幽聞花,臥枝傷恨底,遙聞臥似水,易透達春綠.
岸似綠,岸似透綠,岸似透黛綠.
沒想到一位同學的筆記竟然是這樣學寫的:
《我蠢》
俺沒有文化,我智商很低,要問我是誰,一頭大蠢驢.
俺是驢,俺是頭驢,俺是... more | Anon |
|
Re:史上最低能的法律案件!!!
Apart from the McDonald coffee case, the rest are all jokes - not true!!!! Try searching the names on the internet, and you see not referrence whatsoever to the other cases.... more | Anon2 |
|
And God created human
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.
He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!
Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.
You will be provided the energy to pull things!
You will also provide... more | Anon |
|
When words become scrabbled!!!
When words become scrabbled!!!
GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-... more | Anon |
|
Variety of jokes
‧八塊錢
正看雜誌的丈夫放下雜誌，看著太太…
丈夫：「我剛曉得，南非的女人每次房事完後，都會給先生八塊錢，
??????? 這麼好的機會我怎麼能錯過，明天我就去南非！」
太太：「我也去！」
先生：「你去幹什麼？」
太太：「我去看看你一個月只賺十六塊怎麼活下去�... more | Anon |
|
Car Names
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwa... more | Anon |
http://www.leglessbird.com/blog
